1.] What’s your name?

Edmund McCannahan, but please, call me Ed, lovelies~

2.] Do you know why you were named that?

Well… I’m guessing it’s because my parents always loved their little fairytales, and loved Narnia above all else. My mother relished in the thought of calling one of her children up after the characters, so I became Edmund…

3.] Are you single or taken?

Depends entirely on what you mean by taken.

4.] Have any abilities or powers?

Not really, no. I can play the bass, and that’s about it. I can woo the ladies quite sufficiently with it.

5.) Stop being a Mary-Sue, or Gary-sue.

Um….

6.] Uh, so if you and Chuck Norris had a fight, who would win?

I’m guessing he would win. HA! He’d actually kick my ass.

7.] Okay, Have any family members?

I’ve got my best friends.

8.] Oh? How about pets?

No, but I have this.. thing.. that I’ve had since childhood.

9.] Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don’t like.

Cats. I fucking hate cats.

10.] Something that you do like?

…Nate

11.] Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

…Nate

12.] Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?

Pfff. Just about everyone I meet. 

13.] Ever, killed anyone before?

No, not really…

14.] What kind of animal are you?

I do believe I’m a homo sapiens sapiens 

15.] Name your worst habits.

Um… Nate…

16.] Do you look up to anyone at all?

…Nate

17.] Gay, straight, or bi?

I like to think of myself as anything goes, really. If you’re hot, I’ll take you.

18.] Do you go to school?

Nope. Haven’t in a few years.

19.] Do you ever want more kids one day?

Um… NO!

20.] Do you have any fangirls or fanboys?

Of corse. They all love me~ 

21.] What are you most afraid of? I promise I won’t laugh.

People finding out about my bunny… I’m not telling you. 

22.] Ok, ok. What color is your hair?

Depends on what I feel like, really. Currently red and black, I want to change it to blonde sometimes.

23.] Eyes?

I wear contacts…

24.] What do you usually wear?

Jeans and a t-shirt.

25.]Do you wish this interview to be over?

I’m not quite sure yet…

26.] Well, it’s still not over. 

Pretty much saw that one coming…

27.] Anyways, where do you live?

Wherever the winds take me… I was born in Ireland, though. And raised, for that matter.

28.] Wow. If you could change anything about you, what would you change?

I dunno…

29.] If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?

Um… Buy shit, I guess

30.] What are your thoughts on pie?

3.14

31.] Alright. What’s your favourite food?

Pizza. Or something.

32.] Favorite drink?

Pepsi. 

33.] What is your favorite place?

Probably my bed for… several reasons.

34.] Least favorite?

Urk, that would have to be a sewer

35.] What will make you really mad?

Crazy mad, or proper angry mad? The latter would have to be girls who think they’re hot just because they bathe their face in make up. Keep it natural, ladies. It’s prettier that way.